OMG is that a wee-wee on Sarah Palin’s face?

NEXT SHOW:

August 5 – 9pm

Rockwood Music Hall 2 – NYC

(with Allison Veltz at 8pm…who rules and will sing a duet with me)

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WE’VE HAD SEX 10,000 TIMES!

well 10,306 times, to be exact.  And 13,987 times combined with the remix and MANNfan videos–and we’re STILL going!  i’m so impressed.  There’s some really exciting news coming regarding this little Sexcapade and i can’t wait to share it with you when i’m allowed.  you might pee a little.

keep watching and tweeting the videos out!  i want 10,000 to become 100,000….seriously.

click here to watch them again and again

TWEET THIS:

#GeorgeMichael SEXED by @iamchrismann. I Want Your Sex remake: http://bit.ly/apbDNV @perezhilton @justjared @arjanwrites @theellenshow RT!

FACEBOOK STATUS THIS (and attach the video to your page):

Best. SEX. Ever!  Chris Mann SEXES George Michael:  http://bit.ly/apbDNV

BLOG THIS:

Chris Mann is my hero.  http://bit.ly/apbDNV.  (ok–you can make up your own words for this but it’s the right idea, in general)

OMG is that a wee-wee on Sarah Palin’s Face?

So the other day Laura and I were walking through Beverly Hills because we’re rich….i mean, because it was a nice day outside (*note:  Chris is not rich but just likes to believe so*)  and we came upon an art gallery.  the sign read “Porn in the USA” so naturally i was intrigued and, let’s be honest, Laura was intrigued too.  So we entered the gallery and were met by paintings of Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin and lots of nude women.  We walk in further.  this is CULTURE and I’m being CULTURED!   At first i wasn’t getting the point.  ‘these paintings are good and all but WHERES THE PORN?!’

feeling less excited i continue to roam the gallery.  I come upon a series of paintings of 2 naked women laying together.  for research purposes I approached to get a closer look.  Like in the impressionist period of painting (impressed by this reference?  me too.) i was noticing that the shading and dimensions of the figures was changing the closer i got.  The woman’s facade start to have sharper lines like that of a collage and i start to see that the paintings have been covered up with what appear to be magazine clippings.  “how cool!  they’re not paintings at all!”  I take yet another step closer to really inspect the craftsmanship.  I saw large clippings, small clippings, narrow and wide clippings of varying shades of flesh and….WTF!…is that a wee-wee?  “hey laura doesn’t that look like a….oh my god!  all the clippings are porn!  amazing!  hahahahaha!  Sarah palin has a wee wee and vagini (plural) on her face too!  genius!”

at that moment it was as if i put on ‘pegina’ goggles (that’s penis and vagina goggles combined) that revealed that every painting i’d walked past had been done in the same way and i hadn’t even noticed!  now THATS amazing.  each ‘painting’ was covered up by ‘swollen’ genitalia, pubic hair, intercourse and other porn-esque images.  my favorite aspect (from a construction and creative point of view) was how the artist made the belly buttons….out of anuses.  and they looked JUST like belly buttons!  it was pretty amaze-balls….i mean, amazing.

So then i decided i needed one of these pictures.  they’re so freakin’ cool and you really wouldn’t even notice that there was 50 dicks and 150 vajay-jays on them unless you looked super close.  I saw a version of Sean Connery and decided it should be mine.  how cool would that be in a ‘man cave’.  well, first, how cool would it be to have a man cave?!  i was able to locate a pricing book and then shook the idea of having a James Bond porn painting from my mind.  with a $20,000 price tag i guess i’ll have to pass….for now.

It turns out that the artist, Jonathan Yeo, did this treatment to images and people he felt traded sexuality and beauty for success.  pretty freakin’ cool concept–the art…not selling out.

Check out this picture below.  It’s of Sarah Palin.  If you really study it (and click on it to make it bigger maybe?) you should see what i’ve been talking about.  Have fun!

The exhibit is running at Lazarides Gallery in Beverly Hills….go see it if you can.  click here for details….

MANNFAN COVER’S ‘WHEN THE LIGHTS FADE’…AND ROCKS IT!

Thanks to Hailey Karen Hall for posting this awesome video of her singing my song “When the Lights Fade” (available on iTunes).  She rocked it!  if you have a cover video or fan picture please post it on my facebook page so i can see it!

BLOGHER NYC….ARE YOU READY?

So if you’re a serious Mom Blogger you’re probably going to Blogher this year in NYC.  I’ve been to Blogher before and, let me tell you, it’s insanity.  Well i’m going this year too so lemme know if you’re going so i can look out for you!